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do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy
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so no one told you life was gonna be this way
your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay
it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here
for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years
but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall
tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before
tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do
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i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
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shout out to my dad for making me pizza rolls
my dad ate almost all the pizza rolls himself.
WHAT IS A PIZZA ROLL IT SOUNDS AMAZING
I can show you the world
shining, shimmering, splendid
tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide…
is there a pizza rolls fandom I can join
This is Tumblr, there’s probably a fandom for toenails.
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The Script + Beanies
veup:
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
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i hate it when people in real life think they like something more than me
like no
u dont understand
i have a blog with thousands of posts devoted to it
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