really?
really?
REALLY?
REALLY?
REALLY?
Fuck.
May 2012
One Direction as Cops
- *pulls guy over in car*
- Liam: Hello good sir I'm sorry but I'm going to have to-
- Louis: Holy fuck your driving was CRAZY! That was awesome I wish I had that on video!
- Harry: So for us it seemed...erhm...like you were uhmm...
- Niall: Hey who wants a donut??!! Anybody? No? Okay I'll just eat them all...
- Man in Car: So what's happening?
- Zayn: VAS HAPPENIN!!!???
- Liam: Zayn that's enough.
- Zayn: Hey dude can I borrow this rear view mirror for a second *checks himself out* damn I look good.
- Harry: Ehhm...So basically you were....um..
- Louis: Harry you're so slow! Damnit! But I fucking love you!
- Harry: I love you to...ehm...Louis
- Liam: You know what? Just, just go.
- *Man drives away*
- Niall: Aw man I should've asked if he had food...
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.




